Archive for January 11, 2008

Ahhhh, fresh strawberries. The smell of winter.

When SwampMan and I were out wandering around central Florida, we picked up fresh strawberries that had been picked before the freeze. I put them in the fridge in those green bags that are supposed to keep produce from turning into slime mold in the bottom of the veggie crisper, and promptly forgot about them as per usual. I’m not sure if 4 days of forgetfulness is a long enough test, but there was not a spot of mold in sight and the strawberries were as firm and luscious as when I put them in the fridge. I could almost taste them as I got out my favorite old paring knife to slice them. Then the phone rang. Some of you may know that I’m not a big fan of phones. In this case, the caller ID said that it was an aunt that I had not spoken with in @ 20 years, so I wondered what was up and answered the phone.

She just wanted to call and reminisce about the old days when her kids, my brothers and I, and the other cousins were running wild around her house. She reminded me about the time when my cousin Dale told me to pour some water in a hole and stir because something really interesting would happen (it was a yellow jacket’s nest). I remembered when we were getting the nectar out of honeysuckle, my lil’ brother told her daughter that to get honey from bees, you catch them in your hands and then sucked the honey out of their butts. The cousin had some huge red bee-stung lips for awhile, and lil’ bro had a very sore behind when aunt got through with him. And then there was the time we climbed the tree up onto the garage roof and decided to test capes for their aeronautical ability when we jumped off the roof. As individuals, we had enough good sense that we would have never thought to try something like that, but as a group, we suddenly either got a lot stupider or maybe just waaaay more optimistic about the ability of a small child to defy gravity and land unscathed on concrete when they had my aunt’s best towels tied around their neck.

When I try to picture my cousins, I don’t remember them as the last time I saw them years ago as young adults with children, and now my aunt tells me that they are grandparents (which shouldn’t surprise me, yet it comes as a shock). In my memory, they’re out swinging on grapevines in the woods playing Tarzan, shooting BB guns and arrows in a spirited game of cowboys and Injuns, and my lil’ brother is telling my gullible littler cousin how you suck chicken butts to get the eggs out.

Now it’s 11:30, I have to get up in the morning, and haven’t yet fed the livestock, took a shower, cleaned the strawberry juice off the counter, or cleaned the kitchen. Still, I wouldn’t have traded my walk down memory lane tonight for any number of household and farmyard chores being done.

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Man in China Got Bird Flu From Infection Son: Officials

A man in China contracted bird flu because he was in close contact with his infected son, although the virus had not mutated into a form that is highly contagious among humans, authorities said Thursday. A 52-year-old man, identified only by his surname Lu, was hospitalised with the potentially deadly H5N1 strain of the virus soon after his son died from it on December 2. Lu has since recovered.

Chinese health ministry spokesman Mao Qunan said Lu’s infection was due to close contact with his son, but that the transmission was not technically “human-to-human”.

“It has no biological features for human-to-human transmission,” he told journalists.

Like many human cases of bird flu in China, authorities have not been able to identify the source as neither Lu nor his son had close contact with sick or dead poultry prior to infection, he said.

He refused to elaborate on the findings, which was reached by the ministry’s expert group on bird flu.

Source: AFP at Breitbart.com.

The initial reports indicated that neither man had any known exposure to poultry, so the mystery remains as to where and from who or what the son got the virus and transmitted it to his father.

Chinese health ministry spokesman Mao Qunan said Lu’s infection was due to close contact with his son, but that the transmission was not technically “human-to-human”.

Not technically human-to-human, although it does appear that this was, in fact, a human-to-human transfer? These technicalities puzzle me.

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