“She Acts Like I’m Sooooo Stupid, But I’m NOT”
The teenaged girl at the cash register with the bi-color bleached blonde and brown hair in a hairstyle that looked as if it had been gnawed by pissed-off rats asked the other worker behind the counter making sandwiches “What’s this?”
“BMT, double meat.”
“Six inch or 12 inch?”
“Twelve inch.”
Doubtfully, she said “It doesn’t LOOK like a 12-inch.”
“That’s because it’s a 6-inch, you dip!”
She looked up at me out of lovely blue eyes, and said “She acts like I’m soooooo stupid, but I’m NOT.”
She handed me a $5 bill, a quarter, a nickel, and a dime. “Here’s your change, $5.20. You have a nice night!”
Robert D said,
March 9, 2008 @ 12:25 am
6″ or 12″ women can’t measure, they’ve been lied to all their life. Now you add one that can’t count. A mans dream….
swampie said,
March 9, 2008 @ 10:17 am
Well, she’s pretty enough that she doesn’t have to worry about that slow CPU.
At least, not just yet.
Dang, I’m feeling old.