Have you ever noticed when you’re lying awake late at night because your pain from the ripped muscles jerks you awake whenever you cough that on the late night moneymaker infomercials about tax liens that nobody ever tells exactly why you should pay money to some yahoo to access what are public records?
I guess that’s why I ain’t rich. And it also says something about me being too lazy to switch the channel to the weather channel on account of the Paint Zoom is coming up next (giant eye roll, don’t even get me started).