Ron Paul Supporter Sues Newt Because His Foot Got Stepped On

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A Ron Paul supporter has filed a lawsuit against Newt Gingrich, after he says someone with his campaign stomped on his foot.

Sounds to me like somebody actively attempting to create a problem (whacking other people’s signs), then running crying to an attorney when somebody objected. Naturally, he doesn’t want to sue the person that stomped his foot. Noooooooo. He wants to sue somebody that didn’t.

I’m shocked and surprised that he got his foot stomped. I woulda thought an ass kicking would have been considered more appropriate. You know that in the south, we are ALL ABOUT the correct thing to do in social situations. Considering that this is Florida, I would consider a gunshot wound an appropriate response, but it would have had to have been small caliber. SwampMan demurs; he believes an appropriate response would have been rock salt administered to posterior via shotgun, but he IS a Newt supporter.

I will not even address the wussification of the American male in this column except to note that this guy is the poster boy for that movement.

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3 Responses so far »

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    Robert D said,

    Wearing sandals, probably Birkenstocks, hitting things with his sign. My theory is most Ron Paul supporters are libs that just want to screw with the GOP. Nobody in their Right mind could support (Ron) Paul.

  2. 3

    Swampie said,

    Heh. Maybe we should ALL grow weed, enter the underground economy, and never pay taxes again.


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