…I sure seem to be spontaneously exclaiming “Help Me, Jesus!” a lot today.
It beats “Awwww, shit, NOT AGAIN!” I suppose.
Dylan just observed a couple of people kissing on a movie. “Ewwwww, gross! They’re sharing breakfast!”
“WHAT? If they keep that up much longer, they’ll be sharing lunch and dinner from yesterday, too!”
What kind of racy movie am I guilty of letting the grandkids watch while I try to get the kitchen cleaned? Why, “Abbot and Costello Meet the Mummy”!