In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, Krispy Kreme Doughnuts will be giving away booty for the pirate mouthed, and a full dozen delicious KK doughnuts for those in full pirate regalia! Check the website to make sure that your Krispy Kreme is participating. It’s so embarrassing to be arrested for unauthorized looting.
Sigh. I’d be menacing the other customers at SWORD POINT for those calorie-laden pieces of heaven if I hadn’t suddenly turned gluten intolerant. Rice doughnuts just don’t have the same appeal.