Time to Pillage Home Depot, Me Hearties!

Damnit, I can’t find a goodly wench shirt, skirt, and petticoats. Or a pirate hat. Or even a sash. The best I can do for a sword is a well-used machete. You know, my wardrobe has gone straight to hell in the last few years.

Looks like I will have to pillage and loot Home Depot in my regular outfit of jeans and a T-shirt.

It just ain’t the same.

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