SwampMan is currently looking online at pictures of 15-passenger vans. “Hey, come look at this!” he shouted. “There’s room for 15 passengers!”
“Wait, WHAT? We do not need a 15-passenger van! We’ve only got five grandkids!” I protested. “That thing is a land boat!”
“Yeah, but check out the seats!” he said. “There’s two seats up front, then four rows of seats in the back! We could stagger them in the seats, tie them in, and NONE OF THEM could touch the other ones! Hell, I can even build a soundproof wall between us and them! No more ‘are we there yet’ whining!”
Hmmmmmm. There must be a flaw in that argument somewhere.