The more I think about it, the more I think we really, REALLY need a National Bitch Slap a Politician Day. A senator or congressperson goes into a restaurant and the waiter puts down his tray and SMACK! He/she complains to the manager, and SMACK! Calls a policeman and SMACK! and then is arrested for disturbing the peace and crimes against American taxpayers.
If the person in need of bitch slapping is Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, or Barry Obama, then kick their bony asses hard enough to leave a complete shoe imprint after bitch slapping them. I am totally disgusted and fed up with the lot.
When Vladimir Putin warns the U.S. about the dangers of socialism, we are truly screwed.
Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin has said the US should take a lesson from the pages of Russian history and not exercise “excessive intervention in economic activity and blind faith in the state’s omnipotence”.
“In the 20th century, the Soviet Union made the state’s role absolute,” Putin said during a speech at the opening ceremony of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. “In the long run, this made the Soviet economy totally uncompetitive. This lesson cost us dearly. I am sure nobody wants to see it repeated.”
Sounding more like Barry Goldwater than the former head of the KGB, Putin said, “Nor should we turn a blind eye to the fact that the spirit of free enterprise, including the principle of personal responsibility of businesspeople, investors, and shareholders for their decisions, is being eroded in the last few months. There is no reason to believe that we can achieve better results by shifting responsibility onto the state.”
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croneandbearit said,
February 15, 2009 @ 10:40 pm
I probably shouldn’t laugh, but this did make me chuckle. I want to be first in line to smack Pelosi, but I also have a slap-list a mile long which includes all my local politicians down to the city council. Maybe it’s genetic; they get elected and the stupid gene kicks in. B*tch slap ’em – what a great idea! Cheers.
kc said,
February 16, 2009 @ 10:25 am
I’ve had a problem with President’s Day since they changed it from Washington’s Birthday and Lincoln’s Birthday to this all-inclusive, namby-pamby Monday holiday thing. Washington and Lincoln were SPECIAL! Most of the rest have been decent people at the MOST & most of ’em are scum-suckers or fools. Why should we lump ’em all with 2 decent men who dealt with things unimagined by the rest of us!?
So, on my calendar, President’s Day has a new name – “Bitch-slap a Politician Day!”
Thanks, Swampie!
Mike said,
January 24, 2010 @ 1:17 am
YES! Finally someone gets the idea! We really need to do this. If i could smack any of them I would smack Nancy Pelosi first and stomp her ass, mainly because she is an annoying bitch and primarily because of her calling the Tea Party movement “astroturf” LoL if anything is astroturf it’s her bitch ass.